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May 23 2018

Have you ever wanted to see My Immortal acted out but in German?  Well now you can with this monstrosity of a video!

go-to-hella-del-rey:

sehrschwul:

aka the worst thing we’ve ever created, that we thought would be a good idea to turn in as a school project ??????

help us.

OP, Do you take constructive criticism?

No

fandom-faerie:

john mulaney’s popularity as a stand up comedian will single handedly fix everyones short ass attention spans we gave ourselves from only looking at vines for entertainment for the last four years

fuck-me-matt-its-diana-ross:

“My suggestion would be to stop breathing” is the rawest line in bare a pop opera and of course sister chantelle says it

Have you ever wanted to see My Immortal acted out but in German?  Well now you can with this monstrosity of a video!

aka the worst thing we’ve ever created, that we thought would be a good idea to turn in as a school project ??????

help us.

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kookydad:

all i want for my birthday tomorrow is a fuckin sword

sexbanglish:

sexbanglish:

so here’s a quick story

to help with decision making when going on a date, my bf and i created a list of 20 restaurants we like. 1 being ihop (as a joke, neither of us actually like ihop), 20 being our favorite steakhouse, with the rest in no particular order. we roll a d20 and go to the corresponding place

after i wrote the list down, he goes “roll it, let’s go to dinner tomorrow night!” i got excited, he got a die out, and i fucking CRIT FAILED and now we’re FORCED to go to ihop tomorrow because both of us are too stubborn to back out omg

im currently on the phone with him and im saying “what time you wanna go” and he’s all “to ihop? what time are we going to ihop?” omg he just keeps saying ihop to emphasize how dumb we are

14malbert:

doubletopaz:

doubletopaz:

fayrun:

fayrun:

you would not believe your

fireflies

If ten million

eyes

fell asleep

May 22 2018

bexhibitionist:

booknerding:

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

Probably had the only peace and quiet she’ll ever have for the rest of her life.

One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet!

badgergirl09:

soggybroccoli:

thegestianpoet:

And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!

Ooh ducklings!

Too old to be a duckling! Quack quack!

the gothest sentence in existence

its-tuscan-bean:

willmike:

callthenerds:

Georgie would have NEVER approched Pennywise if JJ Bittenbinder had taught in Derry.

Street smarts, sewer clown! You gonna starve now!

you want this boat? go get it!

bill: we have t-to go in the sewers

stan: no, no we don’t because our chances of coming back from the secondary location are SLIM to NONE.

poefinn:

the tired gay youth energies radiating off of this image is immeasurably powerful

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like-fairy-tales:

By: Maddie Tsang | maddietsang

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adoredelqno:

*look into the camera like they’re on the office*

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broke-broken-breaking:

folkdad:

i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining

This is so pure

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8bitstickmod:

Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?

Teacher:

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