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May 22 2018

8bitstickmod:

Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?

Teacher:

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hogieblue:

Y’all can follow my Twitter for a nonstop feed of gay thoughts

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valentinesbyers:

dykelovin:

Will wouldn’t have gone missing if he knew the bittenbinder method

will: when i saw the demogorgon approachin’, i chewed up a tab of alka-seltzer i carry with me at all times. Now ive thrown him off his rhythm. Then i reach into his mouth where i planted a gram of coke and i went ‘Woah! What the fuck is this?’ and he goes ‘thats not mine’, and ‘i never seen that before’ and i go ‘boo-hoo, its in your jacket. youre doing two to ten and your demodogs are going into Social Services.’ now hes cryin’! Then i grab a telephone book and i beat him on the torso with it, cause as any Hawkins cop’ll tell ya, a phone book doesnt leave bruises.

historyandmemes:

the homestead act of 1862:

unsolvedspookystuff:

the us military: haha yeah it was *spins wheel* just a regular training exercise where we used *throws dart at board* flares but due to *pulls paper out of hat* mass hysteria and *rolls dice* fog *flips a coin* the debris *picks card from deck* looked reflective and that’s why there was something weird in the sky no more questions pls it’s classified.

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mozartmozart:

apitnobaka:

angorathekid:

pr1nceshawn:

Cosplays That Are Works Of Art (Literally).

(Adding on my favorite cosplay from AWA 2012)

HOLY SHIT

Omg the last one

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It’s called Teamwork

your-local-mexican:

pukyutan:

nunyabizni:

THE WEDDING ONE ALWAYS GETS ME

NO, YOU’RE CRYING

This is the kind of wholesome positivity I wanna see on my blog every day

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learher:

thebootydiaries:

queen-of-kittens:

what the fuck kind of name spelling bullshit is Farha

why are white people so offended by arabic names like ho ur name is gabriella,,, high school musical came out in 2006 it’s not cute anymore

rip gabriella 2006-2016

May 21 2018

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sorta-dad:

xxxtictacion:

He taken a selfie with a security cam?

The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he is one we must fear.

neilcicierega:

HERE’S MY PLAN TO PROMOTE CONDOM USE:

1. Create a cartoon, aimed at young children, where all the characters are adorable talking condoms. The cartoon is otherwise completely innocent and non-sexual, focusing on positive messages of friendship and caring.

2.

3. Now a bunch of grown men wanna fuck condoms

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paper-mario-wiki:

angry that i took my hand away

ouc-h:

no shade but there’s a few people I’m glad I’m not close to anymore

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pedromgabriel:

- Let it shine -

by Pedro Gabriel

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